Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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