if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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