my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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