I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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