a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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