idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
