no. you can't hotbox the world.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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