Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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