I got chris browned last night
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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