so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I love how my cats smell like pot.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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