Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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