If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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