I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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