Buhtt sex?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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