Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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