Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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