we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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