My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
this beer tastes like vomit already
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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