I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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