how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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