yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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