Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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