i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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