We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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