gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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