Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
its liver damage thursday
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