Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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