After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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