It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
Randomize