He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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