$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
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