I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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