I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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