Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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