God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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