How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Randomize
