Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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