great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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