he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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