from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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