How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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