Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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