their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
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