HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
