she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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