He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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