she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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