Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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