He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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