Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
We need to rekindle our bromance
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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