This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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