so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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