So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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