Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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