Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
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go home
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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