Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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