You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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